A Kenyan policeman, pulled a car over and told the driver that
because he had been wearing his seat belt he had just won shls
50,000 in a country-wide safety competition .

"What are you going to do with your cash?" asked the traffic cop.

"Well I guess I'm going to get a drivers license," he answered.

"Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat. "He tries to be smart when he's drunk."

This woke up the guy in the back seat who took one look at the cop and moaned, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."

At that moment there was a knock from the boot and a voice said,"Aren't we over the border yet?"

The cop fainted.

Score: 13 Total Score: 22

Heard so many variations of this joke...

Yeah basically this is an ad-lib. That doesn't mean it's not funny, it just means that it has previously been funny with many different nouns, verbs and adjectives.

I liked it Moody! I ed